Protesting against colour restrictions on my blog.
Protesting against lack of sleep.
Protesting against the weak.
Protesting about sheep.
Protesting about..ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*snorts*
*Talks in sleep: Grampy flew to Cardiff today to see his son etc. He got there safely. I always said Grampies may fly.... and they did. He managed to smuggle some cannabis in his 'Snorezz' he's genius*
ZzzzZZzzzz
*They asked him if he had any sharp objects or liquids, did he pack the bag himself, could the bag have been tampered with.... "No? Ok thank you, bye!" Silly fools, he had an AK47 in his hand luggage. It was disguised as a packet of walkers crisps.... Chedder flavour... mmmmmm ;-)*
Had a good day. Violin went well although I'd barely practiced from frustration at my failings :P
Band was fine. Helped Grampy move a wardrobe and returned home for tea.
Alan came which is (as he's still here) jolly, I must rush and socialise now ;)
OOoooh, one more thing. Alan is providing a means to get to see Iron Man on Saturday. Really kind of him because we have to go to Llandudno as the Bangor screen got demolished.... nothing to do with me mate :D
Did the usual ablutions and did a bit of Biology work concerning writing out various words and their definitions..... sound familiar? IT SHOULD DO! lol
Mum had to go for an invigilation training session at Chris E-'s house because she's doing three exam invigilations to help out... Can't quite remember if it was mandatory or not :P
I read a book that I brought with me -I'm so forward thinking ;-)- and Jonny played a board game with their youngest son, Nathanial who was more excited about explaining to us what an Almanac was than beating Jonny in their game! I may have forgotten to mention the said child is only eight.....
Hannah drank tea and played a puzzle game which I wanted to play but she wouldnt let me beoss shes so meannarstynorrible! Huh >:(
We returned from our journey into the wilds of Snowdonia and then had to leave straight for band.... oh joy, how the fire that leapt up in our hearts at that wonderful realisation......... wait a minute....... "How the fire that leapt up in our hearts at that surprisingly horrific thought gutted us from the inside out, burning even the piano and the lovely set of Russian dolls which we never liked anyway."
*coughs and takes a sip of saliva*
Anyway, we injured (<--- pun = haha) band dispite all possible expectations, and managed to come out the other side having sustained only minor injuries... well, whats a burst eardrum or two between friends!
Got home and had a bust up with Jonny over the personal hygiene that he possesses; or rather doesn't possess and with a combined effort that would make the EU proud, we managed to get our puddings confiscated until tomorrow. -.- Nazi's! :D Only kidding, I've needed to lose weight for about 64 or 65 years! Rofl
Viiiideoo time!
Amazing skydiving video! World record, 400 people all doing it in formation. SO COOL!
They must have had a hec of a sense of achievement! I can't think of anything else more amazing to have taken part in!
Went to Gmanaunty's house and had a vewwy nice lunch, talked and joked like idiots, normal... Didn't stay for very long because we were having Alan, Philip, Jonah and Elsbeth (out home ed friends from church) around for the afternoonie.
Jonah brought his rods as did Phil and we set off to catch some whales for Jonah to get eaten by...
I went down on my bike and gashed my ankle open and died of consumption in a hospital in Bugleslavia.... tis very hard typing with fingers that go through things... weird.
We managed to lose about four sets of tackle by hooking up various boats with over ambitious casting!
Philip: It's hooked round the starter handle on that outboard motor!
Me: Poo
Jonny: Ahh
Jonah: Great
Philip: Hope the line snaps before the handle moves...
Me: Lol
Jonny: That'd be funny!
Jonah: Hope the handle turns before the line snaps!
*SNAP*
Chorus: AWWWWWWWww
Quite hilarious. Note: It was actually Jonah's line that got stuck lol, Phil was ordered to fix it!
Jonah, Jonny and I decided to hit the skate park, so we took a stunt micro-scooter, a skateboard and my belovéd BMX. We were kinda worried about the kids down there, but we shouldn't have been. The younger kids were all in the skatepark and, the unwritten rule is.. If people with skating gear come, it's their right-of-way.... Did we have a show for them ;) They were really impressed with our stunts, one of the boys had seen me practicing in a car park a few weeks back, and he wanted me to show my flatland tricks. I obliged :D
Jonah did crazy stuff, for a 12 year old dude he's nuts... fearless beast! Must be something to do with his almost 6ft height or somthing! he bombed all the ramps, what ever mode of transport we had, we did crazy stuff with it. Great fun
Oh yes, Nathen walked up to Jonny very slowly and said sorry for attacking him! He had been told since that he'd made a mistake with the person that was pushing him around and as a peace offering gave Jonny a large sweet :P Bless, Jonny just said "Don't worry about it" HE'S MAH MAN FOO'! :D
Mum cooked a fantastic tea, cooked breakfast (paradox!) for 8 people! My Mother is a LEGEND! And I love her lots.... *whispers* moneh in the post? ♥
At 7:30 we arrived at AOG for the concert done by the Ugandan crowd. They were AWESOME. Full of energy and life, bright coloured clothes/uniform all smiles and great singers :D
We only stood up to sing and dance once which was a pity, their movements were infectious!
After the concert we decided to go back to Alan's pad for some tea/juice and since it was in the direction of Jonah and Elsbeth's house it was ok.
Lots of laughs on the way, various jokings :D Good time was had by all. Whatho!
Did some work, did a teeny bit of beatboxing.... and a tiiiinnyy bit of game (honest!) and went to youth club..... Not much else really ^^
Tomorrow should be alright though... Going to G'mas and Aunty's howwze after a wee bit of game etc, and then back home to be taken fishing with Philip and some other mates. Alan's coming as well so we'll have a full house!! Pretty cool. Hopefully it won't rain too much and we'll actually catch somthing! Then in the evening we're going to raid AOG and kidnap all the people inside it -.- No, not really.... we'll only kidnap a few of them ;) And we'll listen to a group of young people from Uganda all who (apparently) were orphaned because their parents died from AIDS. Should be interesting to hear them anyway :D
I got up and played a few minutes of game, then practiced some beats and watched a few more tutorials.
Had brekkie and got to work a bit too late. Finished all the vocab for the geography GCSE level. Chuffed eversoslightly...
Physics at 2:45 (slightly late) suceeded in surviving.... always a good plan :D
Got back in, had some passport photos taken at a booth (lovely word that, booooothhhh) for the exam papers, I decided that when they check it with my fizzog, I shall screw my face up and drop my jaw down and let my tounge hang out, just for pre-exam kicks :-)
Had a little beatbox with some people from Hungary, Russia, Kasakstan, France, Germany, America and....... Bristol again ;-) Good fun.
Mum was taking Grampy to pick his car up because it was having stuff done to the brakes, and while she was gone Jonny came in, the convo was as follows...
"Hey Jon"
"Hi,"
As he said this he turned his head and I saw a huge gash down from his temple (?) to his jaw..
"What the hec happened to you!?"
"I..."
And as he said this he burst into tears,
"..I got beaten up by Nathan 'bog-eyes'"
"What?"
"Joe tripped him up with his hand over Bog-eyes eyes and Joe blamed me"
What was I supposed to do?! Poor little chap with blood and tears streaming down his face, totally composed apart from his blubbering and standing there with clenched fists and white knuckles. I'll tell you what I did, I did what any abnormal person would...
"Where'd he hit you?"
"He tripped me up, and I fell with my arms twisted behind me, he then kicked me in the side of my head a few times, *sniff* jumped on me with plasti-stud football boots and punched me in my face"
I was flaming mad by this time, so I said,
"Lets flippin' go, no one does this to you and gets off scot free"
I put my shoes on and stormed out of the house leaving Jonny with Hannah. Just as I left our gate who should come trotting along the pavement but a very cocky little Nathan bogface, who was swaggering so much that if he wasn't so short he'd have been turning sumasaults.
"NATHAN" I shouted,
"MY LITTLE BRO'S JUST COME BACK HOME WITH BLOOD STREAMING OFF HIS FACE AND WITH RED MARKS ALL OVER HIM, AND GUESS WHAT; HE NAMED YOU AS THE ONE WHO DID IT"
Meanwhile Nathan froze and went a funny shade of white. I learned afterwards that I'm talked about a lot by Jonny and his mates, and although I know him, he doesn't know who I am, only that I exist = INSTANT ADVANTAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
"It wasn't me,"
"Oh Really....."
"N-no, he started it"
"You're not the one that's all beat up... Jonny? Did you start on him
"No"
"There we go Nath, all I need is my brothers word, if this happens again, I will be straight round to your house and talking to your Mum in an instant. I know where you live so don't think I won't."
"Ok, I'm sorry, I wont..."
"Good man, I'm not gonna take it out on you now ok? You can see that.. but if it happens again you'll know about it."
*I turn around and close the gate, Nathan sulks off looking very deflated*
Cheeky begger, he's so stupid... HA, he picked on the ONE person who NEVER bullies him... he should write a book, "How to make enemies and cheese people off" By Nathan Thingumy wotsit. Written for him by his Mum, because he can't spell "enemies", which comes up a lot in the book.
Anyway, I felt quite proud of myself, Jonny handled it well considering, and when Mum came back 2 minutes later (twas only a short outing) he was feeling a bit more positive... like, "David owns all these newbs..." and "I didn't die, so that's good!"
Video time!
"The Iron Man" trailer, coming out on May the 2nd. I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!! Looks so epic.
The music in this trailer's ace too, 'specially the beginning "rock" beat.
Today has been like, sooooo totally awesome man, dude, woman... FOOL!
I've played the grand total of 40 minutes of game today, I'm sooo chuffed... I did all my hard work before Alan came at approx 1:15.
We set off for swimming after being fueled up by Mum's culinary skills, curried baked beans to propel us through the water with extra vigour and other things which I can't think of right now. To be quite honest, Alan was a-mazing, he was the leg-end of the year, he was supercallifragilespazticemailsandexplodingthesis. He overcame his fear of plunging his face into the water, dispite moaning about it ruining his hairstyle *cough* He kicked to the side, he kicked to the middle.... he was almost as amazing as Jackie Chan on prozac! He did such a good job that I think I shall skip my carefully prepared *sniggers* lesson no. 3 and go straight on to lesson no. 127; do not pass go, do not collect $100.
After we got back from our strenuous exeesizez I charged at my computer and hugged it round the CPU until I felt better. Then I logged into a voice chat room on a server that has been rented/bought by beatbox.be forums and to my happiness I found a guy from Russia, a kid from Hungary and a dude my age from (no you didn't guess it) Bristol! He was very helpful and encouraging, and the whole cart-loads of people that came and went in the following 2 and a half hours (yes you heard it) were just as fun to beat with. Some of them were so hardcore, few of them were professional DJ's. I was really stoked to say the least.
But.....BUT, that is nothing compare to the amazing realisation that the man who has the most famous and useful tutorials in the world for beatboxing, is a Christian AND was an assistant pastor no less, and is now outreach director for his church in Bath. His name is Gavin Tyte, aka, TyTe. I looked him up on the internet for a more personal side of him. He has a Facebook account (as do I) and so I hopelessly requested to add him as friend. I also sent an email explaining who I was and that I was also a Christian.
Today...... HE WROTE BACK!!! AND, HE TOTALLY SAID I COULD ASK HIM ANYTHING AT ANY TIME!! HE POSITIVELY INSISTED THAT I NOT HOLD BACK QUESTIONS :D
Whats that? Excited? Not me! ;-) ;-)
Got my first geography exam paper done this evening and then sat down with a nice hefty big tea to watch the beginning of the new episode of Foyles war. So epic, I wish that Papa and I could have watched it together. Would have been fun, like it is when Grampy knows bits about what it was really like.
Video right beloowwwww...
This guy was fed up of pigeons dumping in his pool (the one to the left hand side) so he bought a motion sensor water hose/sprinkler. The results are below ;)
Some of the comments on this video are hilarious, for example: "I wonder if one could implement this device in ones porch to scare off marauding Jehovah's Whitnesses" !!!
I'd better go right NOW, it's 11:30 >.< I'm so retarded :D
Band went well this evening, lots of jokes flying around. Paul (the -lightning- conductor) won't be teaching us for three weeks so we get a reprieve! We still have to be conducted by Fred though. The lesser of two evils ;-)
Alan is having his second anti-drowning lesson with me tomorrow. I think he might have his first beatbox lesson too!
Video of the day....
Chain surfing, awesome balance skills. Big credit 2 the dude who did this!
Chraaazeh!
Hope all is well with you guys 'n' gals, whoever you are!
