*Crackle* "The Landlord has landed" *Ksssct*

Well anyway, They came, they saw, the didn't lower the rent. More to the point, they didn't raise it either!
Apparently I must beg forgiveness for my "facist" comment posted yesterday. On contemplation I have come to realise that they must be related to the Rothchilds. They're going to America/Canada for 81, YES, EIGHTY ONE, days on different Trains. They're going to LA, San Fran. , Chigago, the Rockies.... pfft, life is just so weird. They came and talked about the house for about 5 minutes, and then busted off on a long winded explination about how good it's all going to be, what trains their going to get, what star hotels they're going in, how much it all cost them.... all of 1060 quid JUST for the train passes, much more for accomodation, food and the like.

Wot? Course I'm not jealous!



In other news....

Went to youth club tonight. Tom introduced us to a game he'd been taught which involved large quantities of shouting the words "Big booty! big booty, big booty, biiiig bootaay!" Which was hilarious fun and means I have completely lost my voice!
I wowed everyone with my card tricks which was fun :D

Mum's gone to Alans for a bit tonight to have a chat. He's just come back from London on a visit to see his daughter Sarah, who isn't a Christian which has been the cause of much prayer over the years. She backslid a while back but he's had very good talks with her whilst he was down there with her so we're still praying that good things will come from that.



Video time!!

Hallelujah by Paramore



Gosh, such a good song, and all footage is from live performances. If I could see any band live, it would be them. They canceled their UK tour for their new Al's bum, RIOT, and the tickets were clean sold out for the performance in Manchester and the ebay tickets were hitting 50-60 pounds! Thats how good they are when live :D I'm hoping that when they come to the UK to complete their tour, they will come somewhere nearer my area, or have another venue.


Anyway, not much to be interested in today, not many funnies from me.... I'm so sowwy :(

Couple of good jokes for you :P

No 1:
A CHILD'S PRAYER

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and
Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."

The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they
found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a
coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on
the floor, dead of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the
boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."

Now the father was so scared he practically soiled himself. He stayed up all night, and went to the
doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was
waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman
dead on our porch this morning!"


LOL!



No 2:

A NIGHT IN THE ASYLUM
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

Thats all folks!